"Hamburgers: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast." - Jules Winnfield, Pulp Fiction "Sideways: the cornerstone of any StratOptions trade..." - Uncle Theta, #strategic-options Sometimes when the markets get as boring as watching paint dry, Uncle Theta sips away on his green tea. Smirking silently, knowing all the options he sold will go down to zilch. But he's equally worried. Because he can't sell again till he sees . . .